whatsapp funny jokes
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Some People Call Me Eric, You can Call Me Tonight..
(2)
I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats an Apple A Day…
(3)
One Smart Guy Invented “Whatsapp”, His Wife Added a Feature in it Called “Last Seen”.
(4)
Save Water, Drink Wine!!
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If You can't the Thing, Move On.
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Life is Short Talk Fast!!
(7)
80% of Boys have Girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having Brain..!
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I want Some1 to give Me a Loan and then Leave Me Alone…!!
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3 AM My Cell is Ringing... Hey there You Asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
(10)
Laziness is the Mother of all Bad Habits but Ultimately She is a Mother and We should Respect Her.
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Home: Where I can Look Ugly and Enjoy it.
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When U r Single, all U See is Happy Couples… & when U r in Relationship, all U See is Happy Singles.
(13)
Do You Want to Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
(14)
A Man Asks a Trainer in the Gym- “I want 2 Impress that Beautiful Girl, which Machine can I Use?”
Trainer Replies- “Use the ATM”.
(15)
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi Connection.
(16)
Sometimes when I Close My Eyes, I can’t See.
(17)
Sorry about those Texts I Sent You Last Night, My Phone was Drunk!
(18/)
When You are on a 1% Battery Any1 who Sends a Msg, Or Calling, Becomes the Enemy…
(19)
There are 3 Types of People in the World- Vegetarian, Non-Veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday..!
(20)
I Work for Money, For Loyalty Hire a Dog..
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